The ’50s were fucked up man.
*tries this at next house party*
coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
"She is an hour late. Suddenly the curtains part and Lady Gaga makes her entrance, mincing into the room holding a porcelain teacup and saucer in one hand and a wineglass in the other. Like fainting on command or dropping a glove, Gaga seems to have single-handedly revived the long-lost art of making an entrance."
The Making of Howl’s Moving Castle
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"